Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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