I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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