SEEEEXXX PLEASE
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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