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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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