Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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