I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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