she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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