Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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