It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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