just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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