Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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