Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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