Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
