Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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