Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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