just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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