I wannas sexs uuuuu
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I see more hoeing in ur future
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