THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it hurts more in the daytime
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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