his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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