Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize