Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
lets start a swedish sibling band together
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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