I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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