This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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