girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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