She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We're too hungover to prance.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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