My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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