Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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