: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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