Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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