my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I am mentally ready for anal.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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