its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize