i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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