So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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