If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
How external is "for external use only"?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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