Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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