ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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