4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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