So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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