Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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