Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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