Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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