This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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