who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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