do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
you didnt know i had herpes?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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