I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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