Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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