Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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