Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My life is pants optional.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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