he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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