Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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