It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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