stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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