I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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