Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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