Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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