I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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